Can I have your number?

02/11/2014

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Dear future wife

I don’t really use pickup lines, but I thought I’d share some of the ones I currently enjoy.

• I lost my numbers, can I have yours?
• Do angels fly this low?
• Do you know King Solomon had over 700 wives? It’s because he never got to meet you.
• I was reading the book of Numbers and I realised there is one number I don’t have.
• I just wanted to let you know that Jesus loves you and so do I.
• I just want to let you know that I’m praying for you… praying for you to be my girlfriend.